random jokes

every time i see an OCD person that is just unbelievably OCD i say to myself "oh he is an OCDiety" if you got that then you should be laughing you head off by now

dang turns out a joke i was going to say has been trademarked, yeah idk either

you would think that if billy mays was a star he would have been able to sell planets, oh well, he is a neutron star now

santa is jewish.... yeah thats all i have to say on the subject

the devil is a toaster in disguise, its the perfect cover

i thought about making an obama joke but that has been way overdone